![]() 04/20/2016 at 11:02 • Filed to: Cyanide and happiness | ![]() | ![]() |
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Q: When you go to the doctor’s office can you do a test to find out if you are Canadian?
A: Yes. When you are done with your visit, try to leave without paying. If they let you go, you’re Canadian.
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If they ask you to pay then apologize for inconveniencing your day, then you’re Canadian.
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If your doctor’s office is actually a Tim Horton’s, you’re Canadian.
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If the ambulance is a moose... You get the idea.
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Look I’ll become Canadian if you can guarantee me a Senate appointment.
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Best I can do is 100 cans of tomato soup.
![]() 04/20/2016 at 11:54 |
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Fuck yes
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I grew up 30 minutes from Canada, it’s fun, clean, everyone is polite. And Windsor is the place to go for your 19th birthday